I was in Quiznos today and the guy standing in front of me in line had a copy of the New York Post with the Paris Hilton story on the back page. The guy behind the counter picked it up and started making fun of her and we all had a laugh at her expense. I don't really know the details but she's going to jail for some reason. I expect her next album will be gangsta rap...
It occurs to me that she really is low-budget soap opera in the sense that we don't incur any marketing/production costs. We simply have to set her loose with nominal provisions (a bottle of Jagermeister and a box of condoms would probably suffice) and let the paparazzi document the results. I realize people get angry because she's a celebrity with no talent and she says a lot of stupid things. I'm beginning to think we should look upon Paris as a one-woman Dynasty or 90210. We don't have to pay for sets, or other actors, or any of the expenses associated with producing a weekly hour-long pile of crap television series.
We could probably even brainwash her (it wouldn't take much soap) to the point where we can turn this into something like The Truman Show. We hire some writers, or better yet just let people submit story ideas to a website, then we orchestrate a series of pitfalls that Paris must overcome. It's all caught on hidden camera (because believe me - it will be much funnier if she's not in on the joke) and beamed to a satellite channel that we've blocked on her cable box (just put it on a channel number higher than she can count). An added bonus is she's got plenty of dumb friends to provide spin-off material.
Just a thought. She's got all that money and you know she's going to blow it on something stupid anyways. Why not let society benefit as a result?
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I can't stand Paris Hilton. She's a worthless piece of trash. She was born into money and has never done anything to earn it. Sorry "leaking" a sex tape, I guess that's doing something. I'm glad she got thrown back in jail! Why should she be so special that she doesn't have to go to prison for violating her parole? When any other person would be right in there no questions asked. Oh, wait, she has a medical condition. I guess being a skank is a medical condition now a days.
But with my little rant over...I would enjoy seeing her ruin her life on a hidden camera show. As long as she has no clue that it's going on. And doesn't positivley benefit from it in any way. I'd be amused by it for a bit.
The thing is that she IS basically ruining her life on a hidden camera show and has no clue what is going on. All that money and she'll never positively benefit from it because she'll never attain the intellectual capacity to do so...
She knows her whole life is being recorded in one form or another. She's is just too stupid to care that all it is showing is her in a negative light.
You should read my friend Matt's blog....the guy you had read his political platform blog. He just posted a rant about this Paris garbage.
There is way more important things going on in this country then what this skank is doing....
On The Daily Show the other night they showed CNN cutting from an interview to cover Paris Hilton getting into an automobile. They also showed CNN spending the entire day questioning why Paris gets so much media attention...
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